First – I had nothing to do with this at all. Second – How awesome is this?
Nick, I did this for you….
Without my help, your house would have been exposed to the elements and lost that “new house” smell. You will thank me later, but I didn’t do this for thanks. It does my heart a great joy to protect your most precious investment while you are away
Don’t search for me, I will never admit to loving you that much.
Unless you want to cross swords….then I’m probably in….
Or be butt buddies….
Or just chill want watch some porn…
Call me, maybe?
Good job “who.could.have.done.this thing” – I won’t bother to name names – we all have a pretty good idea of who might be behind this one.