Dear St. Patrick’s Day People,
Thank you for once again having a momentary lapse of judgment or database error that allows us to feel like we are invited to be in your awesome parade. We plan on being there again this year. I bet you’ll never guess what we’re planning to do as a theme.
That’s right – we’re coming to pillage! We’d be especially appreciative if you’d place us just in front of our friends the Helping Hand Mission Band. We’d like to show them some dance moves.
P.S. – We plan to eat a large breakfast that day. Don’t worry about anything.